Make money online...

If you watch TV regularly, and if you always come across business news, you might be wondering what it takes to be a tycoon...

You might think that the best, richest people in all the world have advanced degrees and three PhDs at the ends of their names, IQ's above 200, and a whole bunch of diplomas and certificates hanging on their walls.

You might think that you need to go to business schools to know how to make money; and that you need an A in every exam from kindergarten to college in order to put up a business.

Thankfully, it's all quite far from the truth. (Many idiots are very rich.)

In fact, the most successful people in the world are not necessarily the best schooled or the smartest. Some of them even dropped out of high school! As you can see, the business world is not idiot proof, and some of the idiots are even the ones with MBA's and a whole lot of doctorates to their name.

Success in business is all about hard work and street smarts, not books and school -- almost always.

And thankfully, the same is true online. You don't need a degree to make money, and especially not at a job that an idiot can do. In fact, you don't need to do a lot to make money online because a lot of businesses are already offering their services up for grabs! All you need to do is to be creative and street-smart!

Everybody has a Blog, So Get One!

Do you think you need brains to write a blog? All you need is a captive audience! There are many things that you can blog about - in fact, you can even blog about being an idiot online!

Offer up ten tips for idiots to survive in a coffee shop that serves ten different kinds of milk. Offer up ten tips for idiots to make money without a college degree. There are many ways to entertain the world - and you can earn money doing it.

How, you ask? All you need is an affiliate program. Apply to programs such as Google AdSense and Bidvertiser, and have them post ads on your site or blog. When your blog or site visitors visit and click on these ads, you get commissions. All you need to do is sit back and relax, and you can get money, too!

(Laugh if you want -- many "fools" are making money, right now.)

But What if I Don't Want to Blog?

There are still ways that a weak-minded idiot can get money online. Is there anything you are especially good at, like babysitting, cleaning up yards, or cleaning out houses? Ask a friend to put up a simple website for you - in fact, use any of the tools available online for simple websites!

You can get your own website in a flash, with no fancy animations, just you and your trusty trade! Advertise yourself, sign up for an affiliate program, and you can get customers on both your ads, and asking for you to work for them!

Are there things lying around the house, just being useless? You can sell them online at bidding and auction sites. Just specific your price and you're good to go. Instead of selling your things at a yard or garage sale, think about this option.

Still undecided? You can go to online forums where you will be paid to make responses!

(People will pay you to write about just about anything -- even really stupid stuff.)

So, remember, idiots can get rich. Of course the best way is to start your own business. No one can tell you you're being foolish; just go for it.

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SEO Mistakes, funny!

In the world of SEO, mistakes can happen, some more funny and some more detrimental than others. Here is a selection of some of the funniest SEO mistakes, kindly submitted from fellow SEOers.

Jason Bartholme (JasonBartholme)

One mistake I made a while ago was for a client in which I paid for a batch of 1,000 directory submissions.  The problem was that the domain name I gave the service provider was misspelled and didn’t realized it until I got the submission report a few weeks later.  Needless to say, I proof my outgoing work a lot more these days!

John Mcelborough (Ioptimal)

I’ve seen developers forget to remove the robots file to block search engines when redesigning a very busy financial services site before. Cost about £250k if I remember rightly!

Also, an agency I worked for screwed up something on their site a few years ago and a post I wrote about it outranked them for a while, that was pretty funny!

Harvey Kane (RagePank)

There was this one client where I advised that title tags should be increased to 70 characters to get the most value from a Google listing, and meta descriptions should be 156 characters. The client padded out his titles / meta descriptions with exactly the right amount of whitespace, which wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

Another time I was having problems with my content being scraped and it was affecting my rankings – so I set the site up to serve a noindex meta tag to all user agents except Googlebot, so when the scrapers copied the content it included a noindex tag and their copy of my content wouldn’t get indexed. That was the theory. Googlebot managed to get past the Googlebot-detection script and found the noindex tag… I think you know what happens next :)

Kev Strong (Goosh.co.uk)

When I was starting out in SEO about 6 years ago, I was a PHP web developer launching a personal website based around the idea of an Innuendo Generator. The idea was to create visual representations of innuendo’s ala Carry On/Austin Powers (Big Melons etc).

One of the SEO enhancements I built into the site was to create a simple text replacement module to generate unique Title’s, H1’s and content based on the title of the innuendo. Alongside this, I created a search function on the website that retained the searches in a database.  Unfortunately for me, I had coded the search result to generate a page that resolved on its own URI, but with a 404 (Not Found) response code and with the relevant search-related query in the Title, H1 and content.  I did this incorrectly and it was actually triggering a 200 (OK) response code thus creating a bonafide page that appeared fine.

To add to matters, the fifteen latest innuendo searches were shown on the homepage. This allowed all search engine bots to crawl the pages, return them as bonafide pages and index them. Little had I known I had created an auto-generated content website with some of the crudest and filthiest innuendos known to man!

The downside of this was the ability for people to create a page on my website with a Title, H1 and semi-automated content with their keywords in the website.

The upside of this was I had created a faucet for ideas and innuendos that I was previously unaware of.

Wes McDermott (SEObyhand.co.uk)

I did an SEO proposal for a company I worked with a while ago, they decided to go with another company instead of me. 6 months down the line I got a call from one of the guys at the company, he told me that my proposal was ranking ahead of their site for one of their main keywords, he asked me to take it down. He was basically suggesting I had done something under handed with his site. So I explained to him that it’s just “better” optimised than his site for that keyword. The next day I got another phone call, it was the same guy again offering me the job. Needless to say, they’re now ranking much higher than the proposal!

Jim Westergren (jimwestergren.com)

Not a mistake I had made but I had a client that paid good money for consultancy. He had his website blocked via robots.txt AND meta noindex. No wonder he didn’t rank.

Source: Blueclaw